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Oregon is a dangerous place for us — and I’m not talking about dysentery

Posted by Katje on April 15, 2012

Oregon has no state tax. This is like a stranger in a van offering candy to us 14%-tax-beleaguered British Columbians: dangerous, but oh so tempting.

Our trip to Seattle got delayed a bit when we decided to stop in Portland. Mom bought shoes (so what else is new?), we both got books, I picked up a pre-loved copy of Destroy All Humans, and then we may have wandered into the Apple store and I may be writing this blog entry on an iPad.

Wait! Before you write me off as just another spoiled white kid, let me elaborate. The iPad is a business expense so we write it off. We’re not just writers, you see: we’re publishers as well. Katje van Loon (autocorrect changed my name to “Kate” — bad iPad! No cookie) writes books published by The Pack Press, run by Mom, and Jana Pierce-van Loon runs Stars Above, Stars Below Publishing, which puts out Kaimana Wolff’s (ie, Mom’s) novels and poetry. Each house also puts out books by other people and non-profit organizations, and we offer publishing services to those who wish to self-publish.

We’ve nothing against being self-published, but many contests do — and we want to enter those contests. Same deal for many writers’ festivals: your publisher needs to get you in. Not to mention, as a mother-daughter writing team who publishes each other’s books, we have many opportunities to promote each other — which is much easier than promoting oneself tirelessly. Less spammy, too.

Finally, my mother and I trust each other’s judgement in various areas: she’s an accomplished, professional editor, fantastic at in-person social networking, has knowledge of how to do business and understands finances (ie, how to make money), and has years of expertise in several areas, most importantly law.

I have a near instinctual grasp of our modern technology and know how to utilize it to our advantage. I understand Internet social networking and excel at it as much as I fail at face to face. I know InDesign, and I’m good at cover design and book block design.

We’re both dedicated, determined, and we have keen eyes for errors in each other’s works — you’d be amazed at what sneaks past in the first 7 edits/read-throughs. We help each other shoulder the burden of publishing a book on your own — being an indie author is difficult, time-sucking work, and it is not an easy way to make a buck. You’re spending almost every hour of the day working — sometimes for very little return, at least at first.

You want a good, professional book that people will a) take interest in and b) love or at least like? You have to put in the time or money, and it takes a bit.

So, we bought an iPad. It is another tank for our arsenal on the battlefield of the publishing world. We’ve small publishing houses; we need every weapon available.

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SyFy Original TV Movies: possibly worse than syphilis

Posted by Katje on April 11, 2012

Last night we drove for far too long and finally staggered into a room at a Hampton Inn & Suites in West Sacramento, CA. At first, there was good TV — The Daily Show and The Colbert Report — but then I turned off the satan-box for some downtime. Mom complained, saying she needed some mindless background chatter to make her mindless paperwork seem bearable. So I turned it on and went to the SyFy channel.

Phantom Racer was on. What ensued was my drunk liveblogging of it on Twitter.

Some choice tweets:

Above is a literal transcription of her lines in that scene.

Oh, yeah: SPOILER ALERT.

At this point I’m thinking YAY THEY WON MOVIE OVER but then car bubbles back to the surface of the lake and they’re running again. They get to a gas station, which they blow up in order to destroy the car. And guess what?

At this point I stopped watching. It was far past my bedtime, I was tired, and I’d stopped giving enough of a fuck.

However, my comment about SyFy movies being worse than syphilis prompted two pretty awesome replies from Randall Nichols. I share them below.

 

Accurate. Sharktopus did cause some burning.

In other news: the Hampton Inn & Suites seems to think that Fox is a good neutral news network to show in the breakfast room, and some staff members found my scathing commentary amusing. Also, for a swanky hotel they have a distinct lack of corkscrews.

 

Today we leave for San Francisco. Onwards to glory!

 

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2012 Writing Goals

Posted by Katje on January 3, 2012

I completed some of my 2011 Writing Goals, but not all of them. That’s okay. I’m not going to beat myself up about it. I’m just going to do better this year.

  1. Finish Dead Transgressions.
  2. Finish The Jade Star of Athering.
  3. Make some headway on the Clio table for parthenon.
  4. Blogging: 3 entries a week. On anything.
  5. Finish either The Man of Bronze or Islands of Fire and Water.
  6. Publish two more books.
  7. Attend a writing festival or something similar as a guest.

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